Drew Drop's Birthday Hymn

Mannn, you tight as emo jeans

Munching on those kidney beans

Walkin’ in a land of silky dreams

You’re in all my favorite memes

Baking up these fuckin’ Krispy Kremes

But real, do drew even climb?

Pouring out these sandbags of time

I ain’t a fuckin’ mime

Get up that rope and make it dope

Before I donkey punch the pope
You’re getting older but don’t mope

Cause you’re smile is the only thing that helps me cope

They ask if Drew is even a mortal man

And you say ‘Nope’

‘I’m just immortally dope’

Majestically riding all these flying goats up in here

Get this dude a beer!