Mannn, you tight as emo jeans
Munching on those kidney beans
Walkin’ in a land of silky dreams
You’re in all my favorite memes
Baking up these fuckin’ Krispy
Kremes
But real, do drew even climb?
Pouring out these sandbags of
time
I ain’t a fuckin’ mime
Get up that rope and make it dope
Before I donkey punch the pope
You’re getting older but don’t mope
You’re getting older but don’t mope
Cause you’re smile is the only
thing that helps me cope
They ask if Drew is even a mortal
man
And you say ‘Nope’
‘I’m just immortally dope’
Majestically riding all these
flying goats up in here
Get this dude a beer!